When Size Damn Well Matters...

[magnavox_23]

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[cyberchezza.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

Hehe...

[quarryquest.livejournal.com]

Yeah well ... trust Jack to find the biggest tree and Daniel to have to carry it back ...

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[quarryquest.livejournal.com]

'My knees are giving up Danny boy - get Teal'c to grab one end and you get the other and we'll send Carter to dial up the gate.@

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

Hammond watches as the gate dial, the iris opens and Teal'c runs screaming down the ramp followed by a mass of pine needles out to get him... hehe...

[quarryquest.livejournal.com]

and then the tree comes flying through followed with a wailing Daniel hanging on the onto the end of the trunk for dear life, Jack hanging on to him and Sam hanging on to Jack prattling on about the aerodynamic effect on the wormhole of the tree needles.

The tree doesn't stop moving when it enters the gateroom gets as far as hitting the glass of the control room (Walter is hiding under the desk) where it stops with a slam. Thankfully the glass holds.

SG1 all end up on the floor in a heap of tree branches and needles. George rushes out to see if they are okay. Jack looks up weakly, 'Merry Christmas Sir,' he says.

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

Hehe!

[tejas.livejournal.com]

So... Daniel has the biggest tree in the universe, hum?

*whistles innocently*

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

Yep, with a big, thick trunk... ;)

Oh, now I'm thinking about splinters... 0.o

[tejas.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!

"For cryin' out loud, Daniel! Have you never heard of *sandpaper*????"

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

You don't think Daniel has a smooth trunk? :P

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Not if Jack's getting splinters. :-)

[sonija.livejournal.com]

unbelieveably adorable!

damn, i'd like to see the biggest tree in the universe!

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

Sadly my ineptitude at drawing 3 dimensional pictures that well prevents me from rendering thus. Plus I was half asleep and doodling when I drew it, so I suppose I wasn't trying that hard :P

[sg-wonderland.livejournal.com]

So what type of lights do you suppose Jack would put on his big tree?
Slow glo, the kind that can't last more than a few seconds before petering out?
Chasing, the kind that are more concerned about speed than longevity?
Sequential, that don't quite know what they're doing so they're just playing it by ear?
Twinkling, lightning fast, only interested in attracting attention?
Steady, boring with no rhythm at all?
Or my personal fave, slow fade? That start out pretty good then just slowly lose their punch?

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

There's more than one type of light? :P

[sg-wonderland.livejournal.com]

Oh, absolutely! I only use the multi-function sets myself. Then you can set them to whatever mood you're in.....;)

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

can I just say, the suggestiveness of this particular drawing...
*giggles madly*

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

*giggles with you*

[rigel-7.livejournal.com]

AHAHAAH!!!

Pure WIN!

*bookmarks this for nefarious purposes*

[rigel-7.livejournal.com]

Yay! And I have finally had the chance to rec (http://community.livejournal.com/stargateficrec/1120424.html) this on stargateficrec!

:D

[skippy-peanuts.livejournal.com]

hahah. that is funny!

[m-dk.livejournal.com]

giggeling here. Just what I needed on top of a crappy day...