magnavox_23 | Sep. 24th, 2009

Our heroes crash a toga party, in which there is wine and cake to be had. Jack partakes in a little interplanetary relations and ends up with the galactic clap. Teal'c and Daniel get down to studying Pelops' Dr. Moreau style meanderings and Sam practices her eyerolling on Jack. Jack slowly morphs into his grandpappy, dispelling the myth that a younger woman makes you feel young again, Daniel and Teal'c discover Goa'uld is actually Linear A...never to be referenced again, and Sam teams up with Janet to make the Colonel young..er, again. Jack changes his shuffleboard plans and decides livin' ain't all that bad.