The Rule Of Thirds...

Vala's attempt to get Daniel into the hotel pool as quick as possible by means of a replica swimsuit from one of those Bond films she knew he liked so much was thwarted by one slapdash and sass phone call from Jack. (She swore the good General had eyes everywhere, intended to interrupt her pursuit of Daniel wherever possible.) She sighed and dropped her pose, walking up behind Daniel so that both could hear her. "Tell him to get his pale; manipulative butt down here if it will get you in the pool any faster!" She snapped the elastic on Daniel's underwear before grabbing a towel and walking out the door.

For campylobacter for writing such a beautiful ending to Revolution.

(click to enlarge... that's what she said...)