magnavox_23 | Jan. 3rd, 2011

On Orban Daniel commands his child minions as they seek to uncover the secrets of their past and Teal'c becomes a bard of Goa'uld tale. Meanwhile Sam gets a new study buddy when it is discovered that her knowledge of naquadah reactor technology is not up to scratch, but Jack befriends said buddy when he discovers her people want her brains! BRAINS! Jack whisks her away to have fun, but ends up at a school (wtf?), but they're painting, so that's ok. He sends her home with a box of crayons and an angst filled smile. The next day Merrin has spread the chillax to her world, but knows that the universe is not ready for Jack's purple Homer Simpson...