Hey…I Could Blow Here Any Minute...

On the Tok'ra planet of the penial rocks one of the SGC's own goes wacko and blows himself up into little chunks of rock because he is a xanax. Everyone and all leap out of the way, quite a feat considering the Tok'ra's digs are full of nice sharp objects with which one can impale oneself upon...Back on Earth, it is revealed that Jack and Sam are both suicidal psychopaths...or the xanax machine has pink eye, I'm not too sure... Jack gets some Tok'ra nookie and an invitation to one of the most horrifying OT4ings I have ever... *ahem* Before Jack is about to get his head cracked, Sam figures out they forgot to tell everyone that they're like super best friends 4 eva!...also Martouf goes darkside and Daniel is unappreciated, poor woobies. :P

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4x05 Divide & Conquer


*That's 107 batches of Stargate SG-1 episodes, I'm at the half way mark, baby!*...only took me 6 years... :P

Can I See Your Scar?

After Jack's flirtful dalliances with those of his team on Earth, Thor beams his favourite little Earthling up to certain death, because their relationship is complicated like that... Jack plays nurse, student and entomophobiac before SG-1 beam up to help explode things, which is their speciality. Much walking of corridors and shooting occurs as it tends to on a spaceship, Teal'c tries his hand at being a space cowboy and SG-1 show how bad ass they really are by stealing the Stargate because that's just how they roll. Daniel angsts...shut up, I made it a verb... #17 = screw you, Robert Cooper.

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3x22 Nemesis I