Hey You, In The Skirt!

SG-1 wish to strike up a close personal friendship with the rebel Jaffa, so that they may partake in shiny naquadah and penial shaped weaponry. Teal'c's man crush for Kytano grows, as does Jack's jealously - hidden terribly behind biting sarcasm and public displays of pumping wood - turns out Sam has the most powerful strap-on. Sadly, the relationship does not last and Teal'c thrusts his long, thick, pointed, fighting stick thingie deep within Kytano's insides... cigarette?

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