Fancrack: Let Him Blow, Jack/Daniel, Rated: R

For those not on FB. Written for the Christmas song challenge.

Oh the colonel’s yule log's a sightful,
But Daniel’s concerned it is a mightful,
And since they’re snowed in due to… snow…
Let him blow! Let him blow! Let him blow!

It doesn’t show signs of dropping,
And Daniel’s not adverse to topping,
But since they’re so quid pro quo,
Let him blow! Let him blow! Let him blow!

When he’d finally kiss Jack’s plight,
How he’ll be taken in somewhere warm!
But if he’ll just take not to bite,
Jack’ll make him recite cuneiform!

Now their skin is slowly drying,
And, my dear, ‘twas electrifying,
But Daniel is Jack’s dear beau,
Let him blow! Let him blow! Let him blow!