magnavox_23 | "There's Also A Talking Cat In Ontario, But I've Ruled Him Out For Now"

Tippy Hedren warned us, but the birds are 'ere, spreading an alien virus that be chompin' on all the micro-plastics we have in our make up... *cue Regurgitator playing free in your mind* because some other aliens brought that shit here. The Doctor & Fam split up around the world to investigate, though the Doc is distracted by pussy, and scientists with... *ahem* Ryan picks up chicks, but Yaz steals one, before fighting some ersatz zombies and winding up under the sea! Meanwhile, Graham gets into marriage counselling, and the Doctor gosh darn creates an antidote for the whole shemozzle, before lecturing us all on not keeping the place tidy. But like, yeah...