magnavox_23 | I Just Didn't Know You Were Looking To Become A System Lord...

With Jack sleeping in, Sam and Teal'c take a road trip to visit Thor in the hopes that a kiss from his one true love will awaken the sweet prince... or something like that. They reach Hala only for their ship which Jack went to all the trouble of pimping out is torn apart by a black hole as Sam was too busy making goo goo eyes in Lost City instead of paying attention to Jack's sweet modifications. Meanwhile Daniel and Elizabeth play Fisher Price's My First intergalactic negotiations with the System Lords where Elizabeth lets slip her secret plans for galactic domination and Daniel's snark runs rampant. Sam is kidnapped by Fifth who's learnt that revenge is fun, dammit! He tortures her with images of spiders and old buildings as Sam's mind is apparently a quagmire of gothic horror clichés.