magnavox_23 | So Help Me, If I Wake Up And I'm Singing Soprano…

Jacob enlists SG-1's help on a Goa'uld hunt, enticing them with a cool looking hologram. Daniel uses his Google-fu to track down Setec, Set, Seti, Seth, yadda while everyone is chillin' in his lab. Teal'c finds his wit unappreciated by his fellow team mates and then hey, they're off to Washington state to find themselves a Goa'uld. Jack gets into a scuffle with moustached ATF guy before the President under the spell of Jack's obvious charm puts Jack in charge. Daniel finds them a secret tunnel and Jack worries about his little Colonel before they're ringed up into Seth's 1970's crack den. SG-1 finds the alien peyote quite...shocking, then they rescue all the kiddies and Sam smacks Seth down something good. Hail Dorothy!