magnavox_23 | I've Come For The Bald Prisoner...

Wet!SG-1 gate home waterlogged and harsesisless only to be surrounded by aliens wearing their friends' faces. The team then moons the aliens in the infirmary, but get a jab in their respective butts for their troubles...ok, they probably would have been jabbed regardless... Sam and Teal'c being MGM's copyright property are impervious to the alien's cloning machine and Sam escapes the mountain to go on a lovely excursion to Washington D.C. to hook up with Maybourne, who has already called 'Jack' & 'Daniel' to the party. Meanwhile, Jack and Major Davis take down 'Janet' and then hook up with 'Daniel' Sam to defeat the Vagina faced aliens who faced with three adversaries deem Earth unconquerable...