magnavox_23 | Dec. 16th, 2009

SG-1 are captured by Flash Gordon the bounty hunter after Daniel smacks his face into some red cellophane and taken to an invisible ship. Flash it seems is hunting ~~wabbits~~ a Goa'uld but receives a fluro yellow bloody shoulder for his troubles. Daniel refuses to stitch him back up and backs away when Flash suggest a free prostate exam be thrown in. Jack and Daniel head off with Flash to hunt ~~wabbits~~ Goa'uld and win their freedom, but Jack shoots Flash and they race back to the invisible ship which decides it's boom boom time now and buttons are pushed and counters count down before Flash shows up to laugh at the pitiful humans. Off again to hunt ~~wabbits~~ a Goa'uld who turns out to be a well dressed Tok'ra - an easy mistake, Sam discovers Flash's blue sanitary napkin liquid addiction and Teal'c decides to go to hell.