Sam wakes up in
Kansas Montana where she and Pete have apparently pulled a Green Acres-esque stunt. After pancakes and a short domestic, Pete reveals himself to be Fifth who appears to not have much in the way of a fantasy life. Meanwhile Thor abducts Jack and
interfaces him with the
Daniel Jackson so he gets busy building a big honkin' space gun. Jack jumps back into his own body, now ancient free and promptly forgets the last few weeks? months? The boys head off to Thor's new pad only to discover Fifth and Sam have gatecrashed their party. Sam gives Fifth the 'dear John' speech and Jack gets a little overexcited playing with his new toy. Back home, Jack discovers he now has to 'stick it' to himself, and promotes Sam coz well, she's awesome. Fifth meanwhile builds himself a girlfriend with plans he downloaded off the internet...
8x02 New Order II