It's Certainly Not Emerald City...

Our heroes go to hell where they're very hot... *disclaimer: hotness may or may not be caused by Netu, natural hotness also a factor* to rescue Jacob. Everyone gets down and dirty, Sam is privvy to some snake on snake action, Teal'c takes the situation by the balls and Martouf's teeth are a shiny beacon to guide their way home... but then Apophis shows up, dun dun dun!...

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3x12 Jolinar's Memories I

I Hear Alaska's Cold This Time Of Year...

Apophis has designs on Sokar's dominion, and decides to delve into the minds of SG-1 where he discovers such secrets as the colour of Sam's bedroom walls and Jack's penchant for daggy tracksuit tops! Meanwhile Teal'c and the Tok'ra plan to blow Netu up on the off chance Sokar is close enough to be caught in the explosion for some reason, leaving his fleet and home planet untouched...Martouf's Tok'ra acting classes come in handy and Daniel fantasises about Jack...

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3x13 The Devil You Know II

And that's season 3, baby! 60 more episodes to go *phew*...