magnavox_23 | Entries tagged with sherlock

Title: "In The Corner Of His Eye"
Artist:

magnavox_23
Character/Pairing: John
Rating: G

( Sometimes he sees a dead man... )

Title: "Homebodies"
Artist:

magnavox_23
Character/Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: G

( 221 Beeeehaaaaave... )

Title: "Yours, Sincerely"
Artist:

magnavox_23
Character/Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: G

( They know how to keep warm in winter... )

Sherlock has a drug induced holiday special told from John's POV wherein he and all his friends live in Victorian times. Lestrade, in need of alcoholic comfort, seeks Sherlock's help in solving crimes from beyond the grave, but Sherlock is pure reason toppled by sheer melodrama, and instead goes home to sulk, shoot up, converse with the front half of Jim's head, and tear himself back to supposed reality aboard the jet. But reality being the bore it is, he heads back to 1895 to wage war on the patriarchy, throw shades of homoerotic subtext beneath a waterfall, and then jump back to the present to figure out if Moriarty has been missed!

The Abominable Bride

Anderson and Lestrade drink in the middle of the day as Anderson finds himself jobless and marble-less in his pursuit of Sherlock. Lestrade leaves him to his maps and his beard, and goes off to visit John who sits on his ugly couch and receives a box of Sherlock's old things, including a DVD from beyond the grave that Mary can later homage... John decides drinking in the middle of the day seems the thing to do and watches the DVD of Sherlock being, well... Sherlock, and realises he has between Brussels and London (via Serbia), to grow a lustrous, full-bodied, and polarising mo...

3x00 Many Happy Returns

Sherlock is a smart-arse and goes and gets himself all famous. Jim is like totes jealous so he makes himself famous too, then famous again as a Dick...er, I mean 'Richard'. Meanwhile Sherlock yells at an old lady, shows up the police and looks into a microscope a lot to find some missing chocolate...er, I mean kids. So Sherlock's smart-arsedness gets him arrested, but he and John run off into the night together and hide out in the most obvious of places, before Sherlock and Jim flash their smart arses off on the roof of Barts, but Jim never learned that it's not the fall that kills you...

2x03 The Reichenbach Fall

Sherlock and John go to not!London to see a man about a dog... There is also a harpoon and moderate drug addiction to contend with beforehand, but they go hang out in a vegetarian pub where they make false bets and indulge is petty theft. Then it's off to break into the secret military complex to see a woman about a...rabbit. That evening at the hollow, John is distractedly being a perv, and Sherlock gives himself a fright. Sherlock experiments on John and escapes into his mind palace in which he uses baveuse, belaying a secret enjoyment of American spy cartoons before figuring the whole thing out and heading back to the hollow to confront the scientist who did it in the hollow with the fog!

2x02 The Hounds of Baskerville

Sherlock emerges to an already live video call to John, suggesting the sheet was... an afterthought. However, they are both whisked away to the Palace where brotherly snark ensues, and then Priest!Lock becomes a thing, and more nudity ensues. Sherlock gets beated, and drugged, but goes on to celebrate the holidays with his friends. Of course Irene decides to cark it on Christmas eve, and then come back on new years', and an American accidentally falls out Sherlock's window. Irene kips over, and Sherlock's ego foils Mycroft's plans, and then Irene's plans, but he saves her anyway, and keeps her phone out of... SENTIMENT! :O

2x01 A Scandal in Belgravia

Jim spends an entire 90 minutes flirting with Sherlock and gifting him with little crimes to solve, because when a psychopath loves a sociopath very much... etc. Mycroft tries to break them up because he's almost half way through his Johnlock novella, Molly attempts to date at least one of them, and the only one to get a bang from Sherlock is the wall... Also there's a big cliffhanger at the pool, clothes stripping, guns, metaphors, the usual... dun Dun DUN!

1x03 The Great Game

Title: "Coming Home"
Artist:

magnavox_23
Character/Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: PG

( Because season four... )

Sherlock and John are under the employ of Sebastian Moran to investigate how the 60 Minute Makeover team got into his bank and redecorated. Sherlock sasses out a new detective because Greg is away, and John gets himself a job, and a date – neither of which with Sherlock! They uncover a Chinese mob plot to smuggle antiques from graffiti and tattoos, but John gets himself kidnapped and Sherlock has to rescue his ass with smugness and a minute semblance of fighting skill…

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1x02 The Blind Banker

We don't know what was in John's letter because Sherlock never read it. He thought it could be the last bit of John he would ever have, so he kept it for later...

...sentiment.

Boy meets boy. Boy moves in with boy. Boy invites boy to investigate crimes. Boy is kidnapped by boy's arch nemesis. Boy dates boy, and they run off into the night together. Boy cures boy's psychosomatic limp. Boy saves boy's life from a serial killer. Boy tells boy not to giggle at crime scene. Boy meets boy's brother (see 'arch nemesis'). Boys wander off for Chinese food ~~and their new life together~~...

1x01 A Study In Pink

Title: "In This City"
Artist:

magnavox_23
Character/Pairing: Sherlock
Rating: G

For

quarryquest on her birthday.

( Sherlock/London )

Sherlock feigns addiction to drugs and women, ignoring Mycroft's suggestion of a fashion shake up - like Lady Bracknell can talk! This is all to get at one Charles Augustus Magnessen - media mogul, seasonal villain, fire-pisser. However, Sherlock gets himself engaged, and then shot by Mary, because oh no, she is secretly some dangerous assassin out for Magnessen herself - yet she lets lets him live with a good bitchslapping instead? Sherlock outs Mary to John and an awkward couple of months later, Sherlock steals Christmas and heads off to Appledore to whack Magnessen who has forgotten all about personal security it seems. Sherlock is exiled from England (how medieval!) for all of 5 minutes because Moriarty is missed!

3x03 His Last Vow

Sherlock undertakes his most harrowing and dangerous adventure yet - that of planning John and Mary's wedding. Along the way there is drinking, and meat-swords, and waltzing, but from Youtube-ing napkin folding tutorials, to bribing kids with gore, Sherlock ensures the day is a success while also solving a murder before it occurs, and bringing a tear to every eye in the room with his own brand of befuddled sentiment. Then everything changes...

3x02 The Sign of Three

Sherlock comes back from his merry jaunt across Europe and Mycroft gives him a makeover for his all important reunion with John... and John's new squeeze, Mary. After John's love taps, Sherlock moves back to Baker Street and sets about playing games with Mycroft, and solving cases with Not!John, aka, Molly. But, some baddie spoils all his fun by kidnapping John and sticking him in a fire, which is so not cool... geddit? *g* Sherlock and Mary save him and John decides to get back into the detecting game... where he and Sherlock end up not blown up on a train, huh...

3x01 The Empty Hearse

Because I cannot words, merely semblance ideas, here are a handful of Sherlock prompts born of wistful, witty ~~and wanky~~ conversations during and after the airing of season four, which is why most if not all have said flavour. Free to a good home. <3

*Rosie cries*
"It's your turn, John!"
"It's always my bloody turn!"
"You made her, you deal with her."
"Nature vs nurture Sherlock. She never used to cry this bloody much until we moved in with you."
-How Rosie bested Sherlock at the tantrum game

Lady Smallwood/Lady Bracknell

Sherlock/John, Blanket Fort. "It's for a case!"

Sherlock gives Rosie a dog without John's permission.

Sherlock/John, Pirate roleplay.

While Sherlock continues to recover from his hospitalisaton after The Lying Detective, John shaves his face for him, stuff ensues.
"I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes."
"Yes you do."

Sherlock/Cup of tea, John walks in. "Most people just use a spoon..."

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Extra points if Mrs Hudson is a BAMF
Current Music: none

It's one of those days where your secret sister who was supposed to be dead decides to take you hostage in a secret government prison on an island that she has taken over with mind games or whatever because Moriarty thought it would be cool to fuck with you after death and because he missed the Vine craze. Mycroft gets to play dress up, John soldiers on, and Sherlock appears an angel in light of his siblings... In the end, Mycroft serves no purpose in Euros' downfall, John gets a little moist, and Sherlock goes home, twice... ~~where he and John totes move into Baker Street again and raise Rosie together and solve crimes, living happily ever after!~~

4x03 The Final Problem

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: Wallowing in curtain fic...
Current Music: none

Sherl' is off his tits after John decides they're not BFFs anymore. His Faith is misplaced when he concocts a plan to catch a famous serial killer, and Mrs Hudson kidnaps his ass and the rest of him to force our boys to make up. They hang out in the morgue, which fits their dramatics, however it proves far too premature when Sherlock just gets said ass admitted instead after John beats it. Evil Dobby tries to kill Sherlock, but audio visual club Mary tells John that Sherlock loves him so John goes and saves Sherlock. Back home, they hug and cry and such before John once again proves to have bad taste in women... and therapists.