magnavox_23 | "...Unless You're Me, Which I Am, Which Is Good."

For some reason, the Doctor takes her Fam to the END of the cyber war (how does that save everyone?) where all of her gizmos fail very quickly, and she dooms everyone... They all get split up trying to escape from the lone cyberman (surrounded by a bunch of other cybermen...), and everyone arrives on Ko Shamus, but things get squishy when that turns out to be a dude, not a planet, so they park nearby some prime ocean-side real estate instead. Turns out there is some big ol' unexplained vortex that leads to Gallifrey, that has been hiding in the opening credits for the past two years, and out pops the Master, dun dun dun...

Also the Doctor's red-headed fantasies run awry when an alt!Irish version lives out an entire lifetime as a copper, then has their memory wiped by their boss and papa, because AUTHORITY ISSUES™!