Hahahaha! Funky Asgard tech - why did my mind immediately go to strap-ons? Yep, that's what they're developing at Area 51, human/alien hybrid sex toys! XD
Why not? They're not getting anywhere with the rest of the superior alien technology that's been sent there. I personally think the aliens keep the good stuff under lock and key...
Lost your mojo? Try Zat brand viagra...from soft to hard in two seconds, guaranteed or we'll shoot ourselves. Available in three strengths, Tau'ri for medium-sized humans, Unas for large-sized aliens and extra-large for Jaffas with needs. Plenty of testimonials on file. Cash, credit or alien treasure cheerfully accepted.
I can just imagine the testimonial.."yes, my lover hadn't had sex in his right mind in ten years, so needless to say he needed just a bit of a boost. After I laced his coffee with Zat brand Viagra, he was like a tiger. Although I never kiss and tell, let me just mention a bunk bed and a set of pink furry handcuffs....."
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