Jacque Eau Kneel To The Rescue...

[magnavox_23]

Happy Birthday secretbutterflysecretbutterfly!!! Hope you have a wonderful day hon, and get everything you wish for.

Hopefully I can help you tick something off that list:

Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. :P

Comments

[chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com]

Do you give volume pricing? Because if I can get a discount for buying 2 or more, then I'd like, um, half a dozen please.

And, um, can I put a deposit down on an equal amount of Daniels? :D

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

Heh! One can only imagine what you could do with that many Jacks and Daniels *ponders*

[sg-wonderland.livejournal.com]

...designed to interact on interpersonal basis with the Daniel Jackson figure....coming this fall to a shop near you. Buy Jack and Daniel and the manufacturers will indclude a coupon for half-off on the eagerly anticpated Teal'c model.

[strg8g33k.livejournal.com]

...for a limited time only the Teal'c model will come with an extra large staffweapon, normally sold seperately.

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

Why, because it won't fit in the box? Some assembly required? :P

[strg8g33k.livejournal.com]

I see that someone likes to read the fineprint. :P

[sg-wonderland.livejournal.com]

Batteries not included. Not suitable for all ages. Some customers may experience unexplained dizziness, shortness of breath and rapid heartbeat when in close contact with exposed product. Seek medical assistance if symptoms last beyond sixty minutes of program duration. If medical assistance is unavailable, seek assistance via DVD therapy.

[strg8g33k.livejournal.com]

WARNING TO CUSTOMERS:
-Do not come into contact with the weapons that these figurines carry, they may cause the symptoms mentioned above to be twice as severe.
-These figurines are for display purposes only. Playing with these figurines have caused consumers to experience the above symptoms more severely.
-Do not remove the clothes of these figurines unless you are under 18. People under 18 may not be able to handle the overwhelming hottness and may melt into a puddle of squee.

DISCLAIMER:
The creators of the Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson and Teal'c life sized figurines do not take any responsibility for any conditions developed from the use of these figurines.

:P

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

Whoever said he was a figurine? :P

[strg8g33k.livejournal.com]

Well, the real one is in my closet being fed eating cheesecake. ;P